Wednesday, June 19, 2013

The obsession of Chinese with penis size

The length of a Chinese penis
Today Xinhua's Chinese website published an article titled 'Methods of measuring penis length':


The penis is an important part of the male reproductive organ, and it very important to men. In ancient times, the penis appeared on stone totems expressing the adoration humans feel toward the penis. The size of the penis varies between races and individuals.
The unerect penises of Chinese men (aged 18 to 45) are between 4.5 and 8.8 centimeters (1.6 to 3.5 inches) long, with the average length being 6.5 centimeters (2.5 inches).

The fully erect penises of chinese men (aged 18 to 45) are between 3 to 5 inches long, with the average length being 4 inches.
That explains the obsession of the Chinese with penis plates?

Rich chinese men flagellate on animal penis to soften the blows of midlife crisis. Some time back there was another news about an abandoned boat near a big chinese city that was full of rare animals, starving and at the verge of dying. The newly minted rich in the land of manufactoring-plants need some alternate vocation to eating penises; unsuspecting animals may go extinct otherwise.

its a folk law in Chinese medicine that if you eat a penis of xxx your meant to be more manly in a sexual way.

Chinese men have been taking animal penises for hundreds if not thousands of years for virility. It's a traditional Chinese "medicinal cuisine".

Chinese medics hail world’s first lab-grown tiger’s penis

The world of alternative medicine took a major leap forward today as scientists announced they had successfully created an artificial tiger’s cock in their laboratories.
Ground up and ingested by infirm men with more money than trouser-tents, the tiger’s cock has been regarded as a powerful aphrodisiac amongst the superstitious elite for centuries.
Huang Lee led the team of alternative microbiologists who made the breakthrough. ‘It goes without saying that the penis of a powerful, fearsome predator has medicinal properties that we don’t fully understand,’ explained Lee. ‘But harvesting tiger cocks can often be problematic.’

Slow-growing, camouflaged and attached to 500-pound killing machines, tiger cocks are notoriously difficult to get hold of. Dwindling crops and a reluctance to be torn limb-from-limb have lead many farmers to turn to alternative incomes, such as panda lips, gibbon cheeks or dried-up baby seahorses.
‘We knew modern science could work in harmony with traditional therapies,’ announced Lee. ‘And this synthetic stripy cat johnson shows how far we’ve come.’

Eschewing stem-cells, genetic splicing and artificial tissue production, Lee’s team instead took an alternative approach. ‘Using the principles of Chinese medicine, we looked for something a bit like the thing we wanted to solve. That’s why we eventually drew veins on a carrot, using biro.’


The technology is in its infancy, but Lee hopes to soon complete the rigorous clinical trials associated with fabricated cures. ‘We’ve registered ‘Tiagra’ as a trade-name, and drawn a rampant big cat on the label, winking and pointing knowingly at his crotch,’ demonstrated Lee. ‘Now we just need to see if it performs as expected.’
Early signs are hinting at a swell in the company’s coffers. ‘I’ve sold a box to a wealthy industrialist who is soft in both heads,’ declared Lee. ‘We just need to wait and see if he’s too embarrassed to ask for his $12,000 back.’
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/04/06/chinese-medics-hail-worlds-first-lab-grown-tigers-penis/

Friday, June 7, 2013

Car accident: Made in China

Car Accident in Western world:
Meanwhile in China"
  
 At 8pm on June 30 in Nanjing City, a Buick LaCrosse hit 9 people in Jiangning District and damaged 6 parked cars. Amongst these, 5 people died, including one pregnant woman, while the other 4 people are currently being treated at Jiangning District hospital. The driver was confirmed to have been drunk driving.

AN EVENT OF ULTIMATE EVIL


On a smoggy summer day, a crowd of mainland Chinese locals, miscellaneous foreigners and the state-controlled press corps congregate in a quiet public park in Nanjing. There is a crowd forming around an oddly-shaped, dead cow. Nearby, old men are playing mahjong in front of the pinned-butterfly museum.
At a few minutes past 2 PM, a skinny, naked Chinese man explodes out of the cow screaming his head off. He is dripping gore and throwing an armful of rose petals into the air. "You're joking!" screams a middle-aged park guard as the crowd applauds. Within minutes the police arrive to try and shut things down but the art exhibition goes on.
Though the police occupy the staging area, an eighteen year-old kid is tying up a hundred sparrows into two flapping bundles behind the museum. He flaps his arms up and down in a grimly poetic attempt at flight as the frenzied birds get more and more tangled up. New crowds are jostling into position and now every paper in town is frantically photographing what seems to be a public display of what hell is like. The birds squeal and peck each other as blood flies in all directions. After ten seconds of trying to fly, the kid cuts both bundles of bound sparrows from his arms and throws them into the air. They get caught in a tree momentarily and then fall back to the cement in a quivering, twitching heap.
At this point the crowd is both mortified and curious. Children are crying but nobody is leaving. Then, two bored-looking young artists tie up a goat and pump it full of whiskey and sedatives. After shaving off half its hair and pouring coke and whipped cream all over the stumbling animal, they kick it around the park. The audience is now divided. Half follow the young boys, clapping their hands like some sort of macabre death party. The other half either leave or stand there crying.
The people who put on this event call themselves Bloody Diarrhea. Their motto is "Let there be revolution!" and they represent a generation that is "nauseated by mainstream Chinese art such as paintings of happy peasants pointing at the red sun rising over a field heralding the coming of Mao's utopia." Between China's new slobbering capitalist markets and the endless public farting of the corrupt Chinese government, Bloody Diarrhea sticks out like a sore thumb. This is still China, remember. There are more official executions here each year than in the rest of the world combined and it is still illegal to say anything publicly against the government.
After the press were notified of the Nanjing performance, dozens of articles appeared in all the voices of the Party. The media unanimously denounced the animal show as an "event of ultimate evil" and as "more spiritual pollution from the West."
It is pretty evil. One couldn't help but almost puke as an eleven year-old girl tried desperately to pick flopping fish out of the glass-shards of one artists' finished display. The more she helped that one fish the more the artist shoved still-living fish and glass into an overstuffed garbage bag. "People say we are disgusting and we are," says their anonymous spokesman. "We represent the disgusting life we have here. The disgusting control the state has over us."
Bloody Diarrhea claim their shows are actually centered on promoting the need for Chinese to live more harmoniously with animals but they show little concern as to how this message is conveyed. "We are just here to destroy. Our message may come second."
The finale of the Nanjing performance consisted of another skinny naked guy who filled a cauldron with water and soy sauce, lit a fire underneath and, holding a shrieking, trussed-up pig, jumped in the pot, staying in until his skin began to blister. He then threw the pig into the air, jumped out of the pot and ran into the sunset. The crowd went wild.
From: http://www.vice.com/read/chinese-art-v7n8

Chained up with the dog

The Chinese boy kept as slave by uncle


This 12-year-old Chinese boy has been chained up by his uncle for the past two years.
It’s claimed that this is for his own safety because he’s mentally handicapped – but most people will find these images truly shocking.
Cai Changqing, from Erlongshan village in Harbin, north-east China's Heilongjiang Province, is shackled each day to a shabby shelter outside his uncle's home.
According to Quan he has to chain his nephew up because, otherwise, he runs away. 
In 2009 Changqing ran out into the road in the city and was severely injured after being run over by a van. 
Quan was left to care for Changqing after the boy's mother died and his father was left paralysed from an accident.
Following the van accident Changqing started to chain his nephew up each day, using a 16ft-long length of iron chain wrapped around the youngster's waist. 
His treatment brings to mind other instances of cruelty to children in China.
Last December pictures emerged of 12-year-old twins Li Luqin and Li Shuangqin tied up by their father Li Wancheng in Yunnan Province.
He began binding them ten years ago for fear they would hurt themselves.

The family currently lives along the roadside in China’s Yunnan Province. The father is trying to save enough money to get medical treatment for the girls.
He is adamant his daughters are not safe to be allowed to roam and the pair have to make do with a life that involves being tied to a fence or a tree – or to each other – every day. 
Passers-by often react angrily as they watch the young girls trapped in their confines, with the ropes cutting into their wrists as they try to wriggle free.
‘When they were two they were found to be not normal,’ says Wancheng. He hopes they can be "cured" once he pays for them to be seen by a doctor, but says: ‘We only have 1000 Yuan (£100) of savings. We don’t have extra.’ 

Another shocking case that came to light last year was that of a two-year-old boy, Cheng Jingdan, who was pictured chained to a lamp post to stop him getting away while his father worked as a rickshaw driver and his handicapped mother scavenged through rubbish. 
Jingdan has since become a pupil at a nursery in the Chinese capital Beijing thanks to the generosity of those who read about his plight.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2022894/Chained-dog-The-Chinese-boy-kept-slave-uncle.html#ixzz2VSqHtavR