Today Xinhua's Chinese website published an article titled 'Methods of measuring penis length':
The unerect penises of Chinese men (aged 18 to 45) are between 4.5 and 8.8 centimeters (1.6 to 3.5 inches) long, with the average length being 6.5 centimeters (2.5 inches).
The fully erect penises of chinese men (aged 18 to 45) are between 3 to 5 inches long, with the average length being 4 inches.That explains the obsession of the Chinese with penis plates?
Chinese men have been taking animal penises for hundreds if not thousands of years for virility. It's a traditional Chinese "medicinal cuisine".
The technology is in its infancy, but Lee hopes to soon complete the rigorous clinical trials associated with fabricated cures. ‘We’ve registered ‘Tiagra’ as a trade-name, and drawn a rampant big cat on the label, winking and pointing knowingly at his crotch,’ demonstrated Lee. ‘Now we just need to see if it performs as expected.’
Early signs are hinting at a swell in the company’s coffers. ‘I’ve sold a box to a wealthy industrialist who is soft in both heads,’ declared Lee. ‘We just need to wait and see if he’s too embarrassed to ask for his $12,000 back.’